I like coke and Fall Out Boy and Ben and baby cacti and run-on sentences

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I like coke and Fall Out Boy and Ben and baby cacti and run-on sentences

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via disowns)

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

image

(via masterbatesmotel)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via masterbatesmotel)

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via hotboyproblems)

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(Source: supnikita, via crunchier)

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via stability)