I like coke and Fall Out Boy and Ben and baby cacti and run-on sentences

Dandelion

I like coke and Fall Out Boy and Ben and baby cacti and run-on sentences

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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(via squidwurd)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via crunchier)

gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

(via schoolfact)